Tricky Solution

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Barbara (7-H-2) FPE

You want that new dress very much, don't you. The nice one I mean? You have even made dry runs on the store and you saw just the dress and in your size too. How tantalizing it looks hanging on the rack. Wouldn't you love to try it on? But in add- ition to being a TV you are also a respected member of your community and the thought of picking out a dress isn't so bad but paying for it at the counter and the stares of women shoppers and sales people gives you cold feet. Would they guess it was for you? The answer is yes, if you act like a creep.

However, I have a method I sometimes use in the larger dept. stores. The checkout type. These stores usually have a huge ladies wear department and browsing can be done quite unobtrusively. method of course is sneaky, underhanded and beneath the dignity of all but the most depraved. In short it is wonderful.

I was

I stumbled upon it quite by accident. invited to a party on short notice and all I had to wear were summer things (it was Fall). Shopping by mail was out of the question since time was a factor. Friday night I made a dry run though the store get- ting an idea of their stock. After I got home I decided on what I wanted. In this case I elected to buy a black wool jumper and sissy blouse.

The following day at 1330 hours, which is a good time since most GG's are home cooking, I went to the store, got a shopping cart and headed right for the Baby Department. There I picked up two dozen diapers, a dozen bottles, two recieving blank- ets, and a toy. Next I went to the ladies department

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